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Post by ShirleebeeNJ on Aug 6, 2004 11:56:48 GMT -5
God, I love this show. It's so quotable. "Hello, I'm Jerri Blank and I'm a 46-year-old high school freshman. For 32 years I was a teenage runaway. I was a boozer, a user, and a loser. My friends were dealers, cons, and 18 karat pimps. But now I'm out of jail, picking up my life exactly where I left off. I'm back in high school, living at home, and discovering all sorts of things about my body. I'm finding out that though the faces have changed, the hassles are just the same." "I've got something to say!" "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." "You're just a rack of bones covered in a thin layer of fag." "Pee on me." "Let's just say the carpet matches the drapes." Trish: "Can I get some water? I'm a little dry." Jerri: "I'm plenty wet." "I'm not adopted and I'm not an Indian. It's just a coincidence that I have a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis" "I like the pole and the hole." "I hope you're all happy, keeping Alan off the team. Couldn't you, for once, open your minds and hearts and hear something that he couldn't see? I, for one, am glad that Alan is blind, so he can't see what, I am so sad to say, you can't hear." "Orlando, you can't be a pilgrim. The pilgrims had snowy white skin to match their pure Christian souls. They didn't sacrifice coconuts to their monkey gods." Coach Cherri Wolf: "Next up, Jerri Blank" Susie: "Give me a V, I, C, T, O, R, Y" Jerri: "V, I, C, T, O, R, Y" Susie: "What's it spell?" Jerri: "Win!!!" Coach Wolf: "Jerri, uh, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?" Jerri: "Fandango? Hobocamp? Ho-hobocamp." SEASON THREE IS OUT ON DVD 9/28/04!!!!! ;D
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Post by Spoogie on Aug 6, 2004 14:30:20 GMT -5
"So how about you come on over, and I'll make your pinky all stinky."
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Post by EvilRocker on Aug 6, 2004 15:39:53 GMT -5
I saw that one episode where jerri is in a play, and jerri's mom gets super jealous, and drunk...
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Post by aliveinside on Aug 12, 2004 0:38:29 GMT -5
They're supposed to be making that show into a movie.
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Post by ShirleebeeNJ on Aug 13, 2004 22:31:38 GMT -5
they filmed it in NJ ;D you can preorder Season Three on amazon.com!!!
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