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Post by audio on Dec 19, 2003 21:00:51 GMT -5
A World Drinking Record
RIGA, Latvia (Reuters) - Latvian police said a drunk picked up with around twice the blood-alcohol level considered deadly had probably set a world record but would wake with a hangover to match.
The unidentified middle-aged man was unconscious but stable after a blood test showed 7.22 parts per million of alcohol, police spokeswoman Ieva Zvidre said.
An average person would vomit at around 1.2, lose consciousness at 3.0 and stop breathing at a level of about 4.0 parts per million, Zvidre said, adding: "This is one for the Guinness Book of Records."
The hospital's emergency ward head Martins Sics told reporters there was no record of anybody having survived such a dose, even in neighboring Russia which takes pride in its vodka-guzzling traditions.
"He won't remember a thing when he comes to," Sics said.
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Post by Dan the G-Man on Dec 19, 2003 21:06:34 GMT -5
OMG.
*takes off clothes and bows to the new master*
*looks at empty bottle of Vallarta Tequilla next to him*
I think I need to try and break this record.
NOT!!!!
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Post by audio on Dec 19, 2003 21:08:13 GMT -5
"Takes off clothes and bows..."? How are you thinking of congratulating him dan?
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Tattoo from Fantasy Island
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Post by Tattoo from Fantasy Island on Dec 19, 2003 21:12:56 GMT -5
"Takes off clothes and bows..."? How are you thinking of congratulating him dan? Ruben, you should tattoo "Exit only" in your ass.
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Post by audio on Dec 19, 2003 21:13:40 GMT -5
But if it's in my ass, they won't see it until it's too late.
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Post by Ricky Ricardo on Dec 19, 2003 21:18:14 GMT -5
Where does shit come out from? I know. There's no way of fixing my joke.
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Post by audio on Dec 19, 2003 21:20:33 GMT -5
Some people just aren't born with it.
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Post by Dan the G-Man on Dec 19, 2003 21:22:19 GMT -5
Puts on Led Zeppelin's "In Through the Out Door"*
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Post by lordfucko on Dec 19, 2003 22:54:07 GMT -5
Really likes to time travel something.
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