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Post by Dan the G-Man on Apr 18, 2004 16:28:47 GMT -5
On lap 291 of 500 laps at Martinsville. A big chunk of concrete came off the track. They stopped the race. They filled it in with epoxy and now an hour later. They are still waiting for it to dry. Boring, the commentators are running out of things to say. So they are rehashing things they already talked about. I hope they start this bitch back up pretty soon.  |
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Post by kid on Apr 18, 2004 17:03:59 GMT -5
NASCAR? Are we confirming redneck status?
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Post by Dan the G-Man on Apr 18, 2004 19:03:36 GMT -5
Nope, NASCAR is as American as Apple Pie.  *sits back and eats his fried chicken and takes a sip off of his Budweiser* |
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Post by kid on Apr 19, 2004 2:05:39 GMT -5
I don't believe anyone mentioned unAmerican, Sir Put-Words-in Peoples' Mouths.
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Post by Dan the G-Man on Apr 19, 2004 14:23:35 GMT -5
Would you like me to put something else in there?  |
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Post by Mr. Chris on Apr 19, 2004 14:26:45 GMT -5
They should have made the drivers go around the hole in the track. That would have been entertaining. As for commentators. That had to be hell.
Chris
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Post by kid on Apr 19, 2004 15:57:25 GMT -5
Would you like me to put something else in there? All that kind of talk will get you is a boot to the |
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Post by Dan the G-Man on Apr 19, 2004 19:05:33 GMT -5
*makes sure he does turn his back towards her* I was talking about something else, boy you have a dirty mind... |
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Post by kid on Apr 20, 2004 20:44:06 GMT -5
Yeah, and the Pope is a nice Jewish boy!
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Post by Dan the G-Man on Apr 21, 2004 18:44:43 GMT -5
he is isn't he |
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Post by kid on Apr 21, 2004 20:54:17 GMT -5
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Post by Dan the G-Man on Apr 22, 2004 18:49:24 GMT -5
 Hey, everyone look *points at Lisa* She's sticking her tongue out at The Grand Exhalted Pooh-Bah.
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Post by kid on Apr 22, 2004 20:59:13 GMT -5
Hhmm sticking tongue out at fictional character from the Flintstones? Uh, I think I'm safe.  |
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Post by unbelievable on Apr 22, 2004 22:34:21 GMT -5
I have a serious problem with the title of this thread...specifically the word "today." Doesn't NASCAR suck everday?  |
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Post by Dan the G-Man on Apr 23, 2004 18:45:56 GMT -5
and you call yourself a redneck. |
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Post by Tymon on Apr 23, 2004 21:41:55 GMT -5
Formula One is the proverbial "shit!" (Good thing!) Except that Kimi has blown up each race so far and Coulthard has two bad things going 1) he's getting old and 2) he's a Scot! Scots can't drive as we all know. However, JP Montoya is joining McLaren next year - haha!
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Post by kid on Apr 26, 2004 4:49:36 GMT -5
I have a serious problem with the title of this thread...specifically the word "today." Doesn't NASCAR suck everday? Quite true. |
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Post by Dan the G-Man on Apr 26, 2004 18:55:54 GMT -5
*shakes head* Women, I'll never understand them.... |
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Post by kid on Apr 26, 2004 19:08:28 GMT -5
Actually, if given a choice, I would prefer road racing. Making more that just a "left turn" is more interesting. Certainly closer to the way I drive too.
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Post by kid on Apr 26, 2004 19:09:07 GMT -5
*shakes head* Women, I'll never understand them.... You should just quit while you're not too far behind. ;D |
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