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Post by slack alice on Apr 3, 2004 6:21:19 GMT -5
1. Middle child (syndrome)
2. Forced to watch Jesus of Nazareth as a child
3. Brow beaten by older sister for much of youth
4. Cursed withred hair
5. Once suffered toothache so severe she had to bang her head against the wall for distraction.
6. The Incident
7. First Breakdown...takes a bus to the coast.
8. Second Breakdown...spell in the Happy House.
9. All those interminable nightshifts at that Godawful nursing home.
10. Slogging through this effing essay.
Coming to a cinema near you soon. slack alice to be played by Julianne Moore.
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Post by slack alice on Apr 3, 2004 6:24:46 GMT -5
Directed by Sofia Coppola OVER MY DEAD BODY.
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Post by slack alice on Apr 3, 2004 7:22:00 GMT -5
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Post by slack alice on Apr 3, 2004 7:25:09 GMT -5
Veronica wipes the face of Jesus. I had a friend at school called Veronica. She was a bastard! I befriended her before she picked on me. Me not daft.
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Post by strangest on Apr 3, 2004 7:38:25 GMT -5
Can I play a character in your film?
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Post by slack alice on Apr 3, 2004 7:41:55 GMT -5
Well there are four female characters. One 60 year old Maggie Smith type. Two a Forty year old divorcee. Three a teenage girl (14 or so) Four a Lesbian Friend of Divorcee...same age as her. Maybe you could play the young girl? 19's not too old. We'll just put braces on your teeth and your hair in pigtails.
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Post by strangest on Apr 3, 2004 7:47:33 GMT -5
I've already had braces. I can look young.
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Post by slack alice on Apr 3, 2004 7:51:25 GMT -5
...wish I still could.
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Post by strangest on Apr 3, 2004 7:53:03 GMT -5
You're only as old as you'd have yourself believe.
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Post by mlf on Apr 3, 2004 8:40:56 GMT -5
i'll play veronica, the evil friend.
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Post by mlf on Apr 3, 2004 13:13:10 GMT -5
but now the question we've all been waiting for... who will be the eye candy? ie who's gonna play the shadow?
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Post by xnightx on Apr 3, 2004 13:46:23 GMT -5
Can I die in the first scene?
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Post by Manic Bliss on Apr 3, 2004 13:49:12 GMT -5
[random]Why are some of the posters on this board so cranky and rude? Not you Ms. Slack...I think should go back to bed.[random]
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Post by slack alice on Apr 3, 2004 15:12:43 GMT -5
to answer your question mlf. The lead singer from The Darkness will play the Shadow. But he's actually better looking than the real shadow..but for the purposes of drama etc...he'll do.
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Post by Manic Bliss on Apr 3, 2004 15:20:25 GMT -5
Brian May hand picked the dude from the Darkness to step in for Freddie Mercury for the Queen's 30 or 20th anniversy special. I think he is the right man. Has great stage presence and I bet he can hit those high notes.
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Post by slack alice on Apr 3, 2004 15:24:41 GMT -5
Yeah he'd be good. He's so damn attractive GRRRR!! ;D
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