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Post by Xalazi on Oct 2, 2007 15:35:35 GMT -5
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Post by FertileSquid on Oct 4, 2007 3:53:07 GMT -5
This is too good!
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Post by tetherednchained on Oct 16, 2007 15:16:48 GMT -5
best menopause question I ever read...
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the S AME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
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Post by Xalazi on Oct 21, 2007 23:02:26 GMT -5
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Post by Xalazi on Oct 25, 2007 16:18:40 GMT -5
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Post by M.E. on Oct 25, 2007 22:37:55 GMT -5
FUNNY SHIT!!!!!
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Post by Xalazi on Oct 26, 2007 23:47:35 GMT -5
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Post by tetherednchained on Oct 29, 2007 13:44:15 GMT -5
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Post by Xalazi on Oct 29, 2007 18:59:07 GMT -5
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Post by Xalazi on Oct 30, 2007 16:26:11 GMT -5
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Post by Xalazi on Nov 22, 2007 14:07:48 GMT -5
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Post by FertileSquid on Nov 23, 2007 0:47:07 GMT -5
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Post by FertileSquid on Dec 3, 2007 20:25:24 GMT -5
Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail." So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday. So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did. ''I got 17 people to get off drugs,'' says the first guy. ''Wow, how'd you do that?'' asks the judge. ''I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.''
''Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.''
''Wow. How'd you do that?'' asked the judge.
''Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison...''
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Post by Ass Turkey on Dec 3, 2007 21:27:49 GMT -5
^^^ Bahahhaaha
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Post by Xalazi on Dec 10, 2007 18:56:14 GMT -5
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Post by Xalazi on Dec 11, 2007 19:33:44 GMT -5
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Post by FertileSquid on Dec 27, 2007 21:43:23 GMT -5
This is what happens when I let my cousin know where I store the video camera...
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Post by FertileSquid on Dec 27, 2007 22:44:22 GMT -5
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days.
So the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear.
When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume.
The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear."
The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement.
The Husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom, and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his irate wife goes shopping.
When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and the third item is 2 x 4.
The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"
The wife yells back, "take your clothes off. You can put the three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino.
If you don't like that one, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo.
And if you don't like THAT one, you can stick the 2 x 4 up your a$$ and go as a fudgesicle!
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Post by Xalazi on Jan 2, 2008 1:35:53 GMT -5
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Post by Xalazi on Jan 8, 2008 15:01:01 GMT -5
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