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Post by ♥Ms J®♥ on Sept 8, 2005 16:49:34 GMT -5
yeah they'd boot us out for not following the state laws.....oh well I think that I could handle that.
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Post by Volk on Sept 8, 2005 16:51:46 GMT -5
Wait? Someone called YOU a MILF? Was he like 11 or something?
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Post by ♥Ms J®♥ on Sept 8, 2005 16:52:40 GMT -5
no it was some construction worker, I was walking the baby and yeah I heard them being like "look at that MILF!"
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Post by ♥Ms J®♥ on Sept 8, 2005 16:56:26 GMT -5
A suburban houswife came home from her bridge game to find her husband in bed with a young woman. The wife bellowed 'What's going on here!'
The husband said 'Now, honey, don't get excited. This girl was hitch hiking, so I offered her a ride. She hadn't anything to eat all day so I brought her home to feed her. I noticed her clothers were torn so I gave her that old pair of jeans that you don't wear. Her blouse was in bad shape, so I gave her that shirt you havn't worn in five years. She was barefooted so I gave her those sandals that you never wear. And then she asked me, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use any more?''
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Post by ♥Ms J®♥ on Sept 8, 2005 18:29:05 GMT -5
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Post by dyskrasia on Sept 9, 2005 1:19:13 GMT -5
lol This is funny, too!
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Post by Dan the G-Man on Sept 9, 2005 9:18:38 GMT -5
Sounds like something I would do.
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Post by kid on Sept 9, 2005 9:43:31 GMT -5
Ok Dan, you can wake up now
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Post by Dan the G-Man on Sept 9, 2005 10:01:26 GMT -5
*opens eyes, yawns*
what a great dream.
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Post by tetherednchained on Sept 9, 2005 13:13:36 GMT -5
Sent to me by a friend. Some are funny.
THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 19. Procrastinate Now! 20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance 23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 24. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken. 25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 28. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. 30. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on.
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Post by Mr. Temper®™ on Sept 9, 2005 15:27:41 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]lmfao.[/glow]
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Post by Dan the G-Man on Sept 9, 2005 16:38:14 GMT -5
Some help has finally arrived in New Orleans.
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Post by Volk on Sept 9, 2005 18:25:30 GMT -5
lol..nice one Dan. Someone should have Photoshopped Pam Anderson in there tho....and maybe a shark fin too.
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Post by Dan the G-Man on Sept 9, 2005 18:32:23 GMT -5
Well get on photoshop and add them
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Post by dyskrasia on Sept 9, 2005 19:01:04 GMT -5
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Post by Volk on Sept 9, 2005 19:07:02 GMT -5
haha...nice one Dyskrasia
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Post by Mr. Temper®™ on Sept 9, 2005 20:56:57 GMT -5
Dan, Joss...
Call me when you arrive at Hell so I can give you the welcome.
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Post by dyskrasia on Sept 12, 2005 11:18:42 GMT -5
I'll appreciate the welcome ^_^ (Psst - that shark pic I posted is years old. It had nothing to do with the hurricane.)
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Post by Dan the G-Man on Sept 12, 2005 13:17:43 GMT -5
Dan, Joss... Call me when you arrive at Hell so I can give you the welcome. we know you'll be joining us.
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Post by Alice on Sept 12, 2005 13:19:58 GMT -5
I'll appreciate the welcome ^_^ (Psst - that shark pic I posted is years old. It had nothing to do with the hurricane.) The british cars and road signs gave it away a little ;D
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