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Post by mlf on Dec 22, 2003 17:12:11 GMT -5
you're the one with the windows for dummies book...
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Post by llama on Dec 22, 2003 17:12:35 GMT -5
ehehheheheehheeh ;D
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Post by slack alice on Dec 22, 2003 17:13:37 GMT -5
I'm gonna read mi book then. Just imagine this mlf. One day some bright eyed young kid will say "old timer...did you really almost see slack alice's picture?" and you'll say..."almost kid...almost...but it just wasn't meant to be..." Then fall off the bar stool.
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Post by mlf on Dec 22, 2003 17:16:45 GMT -5
try again tomorrow. i can't just give up now.....
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Post by slack alice on Dec 22, 2003 17:21:26 GMT -5
"....was she really as beautiful as the guys say? In a kind of approachable but dazzling way? and you'll say "That's what they say, kid." "Wow. So rare to get that combination of rapier wit, intelligence and drop dead gorgeous looks!" and you'll say. "Listen kid...everyone wants to know about slack...I'll give you a nugget of info that no-one knows...she once logged into Dan's board as TheBodyOfChrist did you know that? Cue frantic internet research program.
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Post by slack alice on Dec 22, 2003 17:22:58 GMT -5
I LOVE SLACK ALICE. SHE GOT NO MALICE. SHE AS PRETTY AS A TRELLIS. OF ROSES. BY THE WAY I'M PISSED AS A NEWT. CAN YOU TELL?
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Post by mlf on Dec 22, 2003 17:25:36 GMT -5
maybe that's why i don't have my pictures...?
i bet that scene will happen, and i'll look back at this and l a u g h .... (hollow laugh)
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Post by slack alice on Dec 22, 2003 17:28:11 GMT -5
SO LET US SEE THE GLORY OF MLF THEN. DESCRIBE YOURSELF FOR US NEWBIES. AND DON'T LIE.
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Post by mlf on Dec 22, 2003 17:32:58 GMT -5
well this could be tricky because i don't know how tall i am or how much i weigh or nothin.... so i'm kinda average height, slim(ish), um..... not particularly striking features. long brown hair. that make it any clearer....
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Post by slack alice on Dec 22, 2003 17:37:24 GMT -5
Aw...I bet you're being deliberately vague. you should have said "I'M A RIGHT RAVING STUNNA AND NO MISTAKE...YET MODEST AND GIRLISH. THAT SEEMS AT ODDS WITH MY ARTICULACY AND PURE ANIMAL HEAT..." I MEAN WHO'S TO KNOW. IF YOU SEE MY PICTURE YOU'LL PISS YOURSELF LAUGHING. I HAVE A FRAGILE LOOK TO ME THAT IS DOWNRIGHT MISLEADING...
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Post by slack alice on Dec 22, 2003 17:38:07 GMT -5
FRAGILE....HAVING SAID THAT I DID SPEND THE SUMMER IN A LOCKED PSYCHIATRIC WARD DIDN'T I?
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Post by mlf on Dec 22, 2003 17:41:28 GMT -5
yeah, i would have lied but i don't have the imagination... maybe i'll try and send you a pic one of these days.... if i can find one+a scanner. +an e-mail service that works.
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Post by slack alice on Dec 22, 2003 17:43:42 GMT -5
HARUMPH!! I'm gonna start calling you menstrual love FEAR!!! geddit? One glasses two glasses four glasses of wine wine sitting on the computer desk. How come Registered Guest never says anything. He hates me doesn't he? DOESN'T HE???
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Post by mlf on Dec 22, 2003 17:50:33 GMT -5
he's probably scared of you.
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Post by slack alice on Dec 22, 2003 17:53:02 GMT -5
TELL HIM I'M SWEET. I'M ON THE MEDICATION NOW SO I'M NO LONGER VIOLENT. JUST ABUSIVE. YET CREATIVE.
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Post by mlf on Dec 22, 2003 17:57:18 GMT -5
he just needs to get to know you. honestly RG, under that facade of loudmouthed drunkenness there lurks a really sweet, intelligent woman..... just looking for a chicken bone substitute....
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